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Why are you so vain?
Three prisoners were on the way to jail. They were each allowed to bring a piece to help them occupy their time in jail. On the bus, a return to the other and said: "So what did you bring?" The second prisoner pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint everything he could. I wanted to become the Moses' grandmother jail. " Then he asked the first: "What have you brought?" The first prisoner pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said: "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games. "The third convict was sitting on one side, smiling to himself. The other two noticed and asked," Why are so smug? What did you bring? "Chico took out a box of tampons and smiled. He said:" I brought this. "The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He smiled and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the table, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating …."
Wow convicted in mind I think the gene pool could use some chlorine. Good one though!
Red Dead Redemption – High Roller Trophy – Poker – Texas Hold’em
